This week’s Top Ten Tuesday (The Broke and the Bookish) topic is wonderful. As usual, though, my top ten list has fewer than ten items. In today’s post I talk about the seven popular fairytales I want retold and how. To be honest, I haven’t had time to look up and reread each of the fairy tales, so I can only hope the details match up.
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1. Rumpelstiltskin from the point of view of Rumpelstiltskin – The eerie story of the dwarfish creature who helped a young woman turn hay into gold in exchange for her first-born baby as the future Queen was a favourite childhood fairytale. But he was so mysterious, we never found out why he did what he did, how he knew the woman would become Queen, whatever he wanted the baby for and why on earth he was called Rumpelstiltskin. It would be great to find some answers.
2. The Little Mermaid with the prince giving up his legs – That’s right, I want Disney’s Ariel with a happily ever after that not only has no sacrifices but I want the prince to become a merprince for her. Andersen’s ending for the little mermaid is beautiful, her sacrifices and the gift she receives for not killing her prince are all magical. But this way, the fairy tale will still be beautiful, and modern and much happier.
3. Red Riding Hood where no one dies – This was my least favourite of Grimms’ fairy stories. It has no concept of redemption. In some versions the girl dies, in others, the wolf is killed. I want a retelling where both Red Riding Hood and the wolf are taught their lessons without any bloodshed and maybe someone tells Red’s mother not to send her alone through a freaking forest and visit the grandma herself instead.
4. The Ugly Duckling the other way around – All of Andersen’s fairy tales have nice moral endings, without much open-mindedness. I mean, of course, the swan realized it was beautiful, that’s because it was. I want a story of a duckling who finds himself with swanlings and is convinced he isn’t beautiful until he finds his true family. Now that will be a much more satisfying story about misfits.
5. Beauty and the Beast with a better father – Fairy tale fathers are always conspicuously absent, either dead or too weak to care, and the princesses are inevitably completely attached to them nonetheless. Like in Rapunzel, Beauty’s father enters the Beast’s palace to pick a pretty rose for her, but when caught, he exchanges places and abandons her with the Beast. This is my favourite fairy tale, for its surprising character depth and all the elements of the Cupid and Psyche myth, but we need better fairy tale fathers. Father rescues Beauty, but she must go back as she is in love with Beast – something of that sort.
6. Hansel and Gretel with an alternate ending – Does it ever occur to anyone that Hansel and Gretel are two spoilt brats who never learn a lesson? I mean, even their father abandons them and all they do is go eat this woman’s house, eventually drive her away from it and finally steal her treasures. And all this mischief when the witch is just minding her business in the middle of nowhere.
7. Sleeping Beauty from the point of view of Sleeping Beauty – This one is probably the hardest and most curious one on my list. But it is the only fairy tale that has an ending that brings so many questions to mind. I would love a retelling of Sleeping Beauty that focuses on either her lost years – was she dreaming? Whatever was it like to be asleep for all those years?
Which fairy tales would you like retold? Any fairy tale retellings you’d recommend?